Kendall, Charley, I sing "Grandfather's Clock" for senior audiences every year (on Grandparents' Day and on Fathers' Day, too). They don't seem to be bothered by the "old man died" line. They just think "ninety years" isn't really THAT old! *G*

Mr Happy
"Oh, How I Hate To Get Up In The Morning!" is a favorite among the WWII generation (as it was for their parents).


And, oh, maids should be advised never to "wed an old man," too -- not just never to "weed" him! *G*

But actually, folks this thread was intended to be facetious!

Genie