N.O.T. (No Offense Taken) annap. Besides I don't really know if catspaw tastes bad. (But you'd think anyone who spends that much time in the litter box would have a uh, bouquet of ammonia about him, wouldn't you?)

Geoff Morgan isn't gay, KatL, but he does often play to gay men's gatherings.
One of my favorite men's songs (not necessarily gay) is Tom Hunter's "Tonight I Want you to Rock Me to Sleep".