I got up, had a wash and then ironed both our sets of clothes for work. I made both our lunches (giving you the nicer one). I made you a cup of tea and breakfast in bed, and made myself late for work by sitting and listening to you telling me how you feel.

I got home from work three hours later than you, and had to listen to how bad your day was. I made dinner because you felt tired. I told you how beautiful you are, and tried to understand

That's what I did for you.

Yet, for simply saying that I wanted to spend a couple of hours by myself, I'm told that I'm a 'selfish bastard' I'm sorry, but PMT really doesn't wash.