By the way I forgot to mention that a certain gentleman, from Austrailia I believe, has sort of beat you to the punch on this idea in general. He was in the U.S. on holiday a few years ago shooting photos of bearded gents, my partner at the time among them, for some kind of similar sort of silly beard club. We met him in the Seattle at the Pike Place Market while we were busking there.

Hey do false beards count in this? If so then you'd have a fine crop of candidates with the up and coming season full of Santa look a likes. I myself have a fake beard that I wear during performances at times while I play my bearded trilogy. It's not exactly as real looking as a men's hair piece meant to cover the upper regions. It's more like those worn by all those fake Santas. Hey, I just had another thought, not easily done believe me! How about hair club for the less than adequately bearded. You know like the one for those with less on top. You could develop some cure all tonic. Call it Uncle Harry's Miracle Hair Restorer And Elixer or something like that. I think the possibilities here could be endless.