Here's one I'm guilty of. It's a slow waltz sorta like John Prine's "Billy the Bum". Not exactly like it, but close enough to give you the idea.   

INDIGESTION by Bruce W. LaWall

Well we started out as friends
That's the way these things begin
And soon we were together every night

And everybody said
We were perfect for each other
And I guess we thought they were right

And one thing led to another
And pretty soon, oh brother,
You had become an obsession

And I once thought that I saw
The future in your eyes
But I guess it was just indigestion.


BL