"Oh gee, but ain't it great to have a gal so big & fat That when you go to hug her, you don't know where you're at. You have to take a piece of chalk in your hand And hug a bit and chalk a mark to see where you began. One day, I was a-huggin and a-chalkin and asking her to be my bride. When I met another fellow with some chalk in his hand Comin' around the other side (over the mountain) Comin' around the other side."