Hi Frank,

Just refreshed another thread of the same title. Maybe the inimitable Joe Offer will combine them.
I've been collecting verses to this for some time now. Here's the whole list:

Are they checking Halliburton?... and for Cheney jail seems certain
Be the king of the world... murder Muslim boys and girls
Constitution be damned... The whole world's your Promised Land
Here's one for dear old daddy… From his favorite little laddie
Even if we have no allies… From the sand dunes to the valleys
If Afghanistan is rubble… and rebuilding's too much trouble
If Noelle gets caught with crack… and the twins drop booze for smack
If Saddam is getting bossy… we'll just go round up a posse
If the corporate scandals growin'… And your ties to them are showin'
If the country's in recession… then distract them with aggression
If the euro keeps on climbing… put your trust in W's timing
If the generals all say no… come on, what the hell do THEY know?
If the GOP is hurtin'... and November seems uncertain
If the GOP is shrinking... and W's back to drinking
If the oil men need protection... and they'll buy your reelection
If the ozone hole is growing… Some things we prefer not knowing…
though our ignorance is showing
If the polls are falling... and the Congress is stalling
If the pundits call you moron... then it's time to get your war on
If the stock market's falling... and the economy's appalling
If the smoking gun ain't smokin'…we don't care, and we're not jokin'…
that Saddam will soon be croakin'
If the stock market's tanking... send some yanks in tanks a'clanking
If the talk has turned to Harken… and that Krugman-dawg is barkin'
If the terrorists are Saudi… and the bank takes back your Audi…
and the TV shows are bawdy
If they call you a draft dodger… just run up the Jolly Roger
If you cannot catch Osama… distract em all with drama
If you cannot find Osama… If the markets hurt your Mama
If you can't take out Osama... nuke a starving Baghdad mama
If you want to be a hero… and your IQ's nearly zero
If you want to sell more gas... and you wanna kick some ass
If you want to sell more oil... send our boys to foreign soil
If your brother is a turkey... and Florida's goin' berserk-y
If your daddy starts to nag bad… you can bomb the beast of Bagdad…
after all, he tried to bag Dad
If you're falling in the polls... and you want to take control
If you're now friends with the Russians... an' you need a foe worth crushin'
If your equities are falling… and your losses are appalling
If you're trying to please daddy… say Saddam is such a baddie
If your manhood seems uncertain and there's no more Iron Curtain
Kill Iraqi civilians... help your pals steal billions
Saying no would look like treason… it's Hussein hunting season…
even if we have no reason
So to hell with the inspections… let's look tough for the elections…
close your mind and take directions
So you can sell more oil... spread uranium on their soil
The generals all wanna... use their missiles, guns and bombas
To divert public attention… from the doings of your henchmen
To get drilling in the Arctic… you can run us out of oil…
with the Middle East a-boil
Want to be a Texas Ranger… while staying out of danger
While the globe is slowly warming… Yay! The clouds of war are storming
You couldn't catch Osama... so send in the bombers
You were AWOL from the service... now you make the whole world nervous
Your election was a farce... but now you'll kick Iraqi arse