Now here's the problem if you confine yourself to the East Coast. There are all of those temperance meetings, and time spent in the stocks for making music on Sundays. Really too dreary for words. You must come to the West/Left Coast where we'll start you with salty ol' Cap'n Amos, then flip you up to crazy Cap'n Swan & the too talented Mrs. Swan, then send you to the wilds of Oregon and Washington.

Come out this way!!!! We've got plenty of room, especially since Lane, Fielding & Patterson never come to visit.

Did I mention that I brew?....really well.

D&P