So us Chucks are doing a daytime gig at the local farmers' market, and Kris sings the Berrymans' A Chat with Your Mother (the one that everyone always calls "The F-word Song."

Afterwords, a lady comes up and tells Kris that she doesn't think that's an appropriate thing to sing with children present.

Kris says, "But, it has no dirty words whatever! That's part of the point of the song!"

The lady says, "Yes, but suppose my little boy should ask me what the 'F-word' is?"

Kris asks, "How old is he?"

The lady: "He's in kindergarten."

Kris: "He knows."

(Kris has been a public school teacher all her adult life except for a 10-year break to be a Mom.)

Peter.