From the khandu Files of "Rarely Performed and Sadly Written Songs" comes this Jewel!

"The Tamale Song"

"Does the Ayatollah (sp?) drink Coca Cola?I don't think so.

Does Mario Andretti eat the spaghetti? I don't know.

Did Henry Fonda leave in a Honda when he had to go?

Did Mohammed Ali eat the tamale? Does anybody want to dance?

Does anybody want to dance? Slip into your dancing pants?

I know you can, don't you say you can'ts.

Does anybody want to dance?

Unfortunately, there is more verses to the song, but you get the idea!"

khandu