Helllllooooo, Stevie...Not a word from you since you posted your helpful hints way back in the fall...Elves took off with your presents 9 days ago and still no sign. I'm beginning to wonder if you've been sent up a fire-watching tower and haven't come down. Hope you are still in the game, still on your game, still game for the play.

Your soon-to-be-not-secret Santa (that is, if you get your package!)...