Naemanson wrote: "Yesterday I applied for three jobs in Europe, two in Germany and one in Italy. This is something I have planned to do for a long time. My original goal was Italy but I really just want to try living in Europe for a while.

"So what's the environment like over there now? Will I spend every evening wreathed in smoke and come home reeking of tobacco smoke? Will I be able to find places where I can breath relatively clean air?"

You know, Monty Python couldn't have done this better.