Wrong for the first time in your life and about something as sacred as a PBS Begathon...gosh, Art. I don't know if we can just let this slide. I mean, at least three "Our Fathers" and a "Hail Mary" are in order. Or maybe sack cloth and ashes. Or maybe, the ultimate punishment - three straight hours of Eminem and Englebert Humperdink! Never mind. You already made up for this blunder with the "Condom Thread". You're forgiven.