This song (Yellow Ribbon) is often used as a marching cadence in the Army. I know one verse of a parody which I found amusing, and which may be of some interest: Behind the door he keeps a nine-foot bullwhip/ He keeps it in the springtime, and the merry month of May/ And if you ask him why'n the heck he keeps it/ He keeps it for that dominatrix far, far away/ Far away, etc. regards, Bman