And Bill's van even works sometimes!
(Meow - we really are a family, aren't we!)

I kinda like Taj Lightening myself. You can call him Taj, or TL or TaLi. When he pitches baseball, he can be "Taj 'Greased' Lightening'."   Lilli Ani has too many 'ee's in it, and she'd probably be called "Lil 'Orphan' Ani" by other kids even if she won't be an orphan. My name isn't all that weird and other kids called me "Jeri Jean the Jelly Bean" just because it rhymed. Glad my name wasn't Jacko Switt or something. Children are cruel...