The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #54909   Message #852064
Posted By: leprechaun
22-Dec-02 - 02:36 AM
Thread Name: BS: What IS a conservative?
Subject: RE: BS: What IS a conservative?
I love you toadfrog!

Someday the anarchists, who don't want any laws, will take over the world. Then they'll make laws that nobody can have any money. And of the money nobody can have, no single person or entity can control more than fifty dollars worth of the money they don't have. That way there won't be any rich people for the anarchists to get envious of and want to eat them.

Somehow magically everything will just get done without anybody dictating to other people that it should get done. Um, because nobody will be the boss except the righteous people who won't be bossy so the liberals won't feel like getting mad at them. Then everybody can eat whatever they want as long as nobody makes a profit off the food because selling stuff is a capitalist thing and capitalism is evil, you know.

By golly, you think people are hungry now?

Then Doug R and toadfrog and I can be the radicals and make protest music and act like we're the only people smart enough to know the truth about anything.