And just rememeber that Santa is an anagram of Satan! Repent now all ye sinners or be smitten with yards of wrapping paper, string and the latest electronic games from Japan. Remember that God sent us his holy son in this season to teach us love, peace and how to kill the pagans, heathens, wogs and those who do not agree. God taught us that this is a time of plenty where we can eat drink and be merry with concience clear because the starving peoples of the world have brought it upon themselves with their blasphemous ways. Remember that these heathens wear no clothes, have no houses and eat naught but dirt and insects. This cannot be natural and so cannot exist in your world.

Rid us, oh holy Lord, of those who do not think like us. Particulary those from the heathen lands to the west of the Atlantic. Especialy those who belive not the holy scriptures and reside in the frozen wastes of the northern part of that pagan land. Those who preach that your Christ-Son was not born on the named holy day, was not white, did not have blue eyes and did not speak English. Mangle and masacre those who do not believe in love and peace.

And finaly, oh great God of all that is good and holy, bring me redemption from those who ponder too deeply on the obvious meanings of your holy words. Oh - and a bottle of 17 year old Glen Morangie would be very nice...

Seasons Greetings

Dave the Cleric