Perhaps we could have some comment from the beautiful (if a little haughty)Ms Penelope Ruttledge at this point. It would give this particular well-endowed cat-loving, erudite millionaire farmer (who is a Tom Sellick double), faith in his belief that all this yearning may not be in vain.

I am now going to nick a car in your honour, Ms Penelope Ruttledge. (Sigh)