I once tried to write a song with another fellow. We spent the whole afternoon and all we could come up with was the following embarrasing lyric:

Who put the mustache on the Mona Lisa?
Who chopped the ear off the Vincent Van Gogh?
Who cut the arms off the Venus Di Milo
Who knocked the pecker off the Michelangelo?

Deathless poetry! Now I realize why I haven't been a singer-songwriter. (Head hung low and back to the drawing board).

Frank