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Thread #55060   Message #855377
Posted By: GUEST,orleans@nothinbut.net
30-Dec-02 - 01:35 PM
Thread Name: BS: Here come the 'Raelian' clones
Subject: RE: BS: Here come the 'Raelian' clones
The comment about incest reminded me of this old song:

Clone Song, The (Home On the Range)
W: Randall Garrett & Isaac Asimov
M: Traditional cowboy song
©1982 Randall Garrett and Isaac Asimov

1.
Oh, give me a clone of my own flesh and bone
With its Y-chromosome changed to X
And when it is grown, then my own little clone
Will be of the opposite sex


CHORUS:   Clone, clone of my own
          With its Y-chromosome changed to X
          And when i'm alone with my own little clone
          We will both think of nothing but sex

2.
Oh, give me a clone, is my sorrowful moan
A clone that is wholly my own
And if she's an X of the feminie sex
Oh, what fun we will have when we're prone    (CHORUS)

3.
My heart's not of stone, as I've frequently shown
When alone with my dear little X
And after we've dined, I'm sure we will find
Better incest than Oedipus Rex    (CHORUS)

4.
Why should such sex vex, or disturb or perplex
Or induce a disparaging tone
After all, don't you see, since we're both of us me
When we're making love, I'm alone.    (CHORUS)

5.
After my sands have run, she will still have her fun
For I'll clone myself twice 'ere I die.
And this time without fail, they'll be both of them male
And they'll each ravish her by and by.    (CHORUS)

RESOURCES:

_________.    Clone Song (WS) Photocopy.

Internet.   Clone Song, The.   URL: http://members.tripod.com/~bardic_circle/aclone.htm