Hmmmm...

Well, Hiram's saucer is mighty unimpressive next to the real alien ones I saw.

On the other hand, his hourly rates are more than reasonable, and I haven't seen any sign of those other guys for a very long time now, nor do I know how to reach them...

What the hell. I can spare a little cash. Beam me aboard, Hiram! My front lawn is in Orillia, Ontario, not far from Prices Corners. If you know your starship stuff you shouldn't have any trouble finding it. I will be ready to embark by 6 PM tonight, cash in hand. If possible, I'd like to do a quick cruise down to Trinidad, to say hello, and then Cuba, and then Mexico. I have fond memories of all those places. I am willing to buy 4 hours of your flight time.

Don't disappoint me, Hiram!

- LH