The difference between conservatives and liberal, as far as the practical result of either camp's policies on the general public, is nearly non-existent. That result, generally speaking, tends to be the politcal equivalent of anal rape. The only difference is in the attitude either brings to it.

    Conservatives will perform the act as amatter of course, feeling that it is their God given right to do so.

    Liberals will do exactly the same thing, but will try to covince you that they are doing it because they love you.

Stephen Lee.