The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #54899 Message #856570
Posted By: JennyO
01-Jan-03 - 10:41 AM
Thread Name: BS: Happy Yule everyone!!
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Yule everyone!!
My singing partner Sue and I wrote this a couple of years ago when my nephew was visiting from the U.K. and expressed some concern about all the nasties we have in Australia - just to reassure him, you know:
The Twelve Beastly Days of Christmas - Oz style
On the ***** day of Christmas, my ex-love sent to me...
12 Cane toads croaking
11 Leeches lurking
10 Blue-bottles stinging
9 Crocs a-snapping
8 Mozzies whining
7 Bull-ants biting
6 Snakes a-hissing
5 Funnel webs
4 Box jelly fish
3 Death adders
2 Killer wasps
and a redback on the toilet seat.