Roger was going to do an original piece for two bedpans and an enema, with a sort of fingernails-on-steel rhythm accompaniment. But I think we both agree that the Mime soundtrack he came up with to replace it because of that letter from Homeland Security was definitely a winner. It has proven to be the most-often-played cut of all the CDs bought (Homeland Security did a little survey for us--thanks, Mister Poindexter!).

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