Submitted for your approval, picture if you will, aging hipsters playing outdated material on antiquated instruments, hopelessly lost in the acoustic zone. I think the Seigel Schwall Band recorded this one.

(chorus)
I'm a hog for you baby.
I can't get enough of your love.
I'm a hog for you baby.
I can't get enough of your love.
When I go to sleep at night,
You're the only thing I'm thinkin' of.

The first little piggy had pizza.
The second piggy ate potato chips.
But this little piggy's comin' over your house,
He gonna nibble on your sweet lips.

(chorus)

The first little piggy went to London.
The second piggy went to Paris France.
But this little piggy's comin' over your house,
He's gonna jump right into your pants.

(chorus)

The first little piggy went to (for fun name a place of your choice).
The second piggy went to Hong Kong.
But this little piggy's comin' over your house,
He's gonna rock you all night long.

(chorus)