The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #55338   Message #859596
Posted By: Thomas the Rhymer
06-Jan-03 - 02:45 AM
Thread Name: BS: sack the milkman?
Subject: RE: BS: sack the milkman?
While the milkman is delivering your moo, hop into his milktruck! I'm sure he left the engine running, and the door open... See how well it handles the speed bumps and corners at high speed... make sure the brakes work well with the 'sudden stop' test... into your neighbors elm. Lose the keys. Say "have a nice day!" with your spray paint across the back... Slash the tires... Throw your gate through the windshield... Then calmly go about your buisness with the fresh milk on your porch. ;-}