Good Lord man, you have howling dogs? Is there a Mrs.Effington living on either side of you guest,alex? It turns out that it's been HER all along who's been leaving the gate open. Keep an eye on her as she's a large, refined and fairly vicious woman who in addition to singing opera in the parlor, carries a cookbook entitled "To Serve Man" with her everwhere!!
Take what you can carry and get out while there's still time!

Yerz,
Tweed