Vell, I tink boff dese boysche iss vewwy sick pups, I can tell you dot!!! It isch clear dat Conrad is deep in a schituation havink to do mit schum kind of substance abuse, und Schpaw on der udder hand isch deeply exploring his cpacities for substanceless abusche!! Scho der two forms uff dishtress beink acted out in der schame forum are collidink!! Und dot makesh for interstink fireverks, nicht war?

SCHO der solution is schimple. Der Conrad Peaschant muscht begin immediately to 12-step forward program to become SCHUBSTANCE FREE, much like der Schpaw isch already. Und Schpaw needts at vunce to find a path to greater SCHUBSTANCE, for which I recommend German Fruitcake three times a day mit sauerbraten as chaser, ya??

Dot vill do der trick in schorrt order!


Liebenscheiss