The Canadian Post Office won't mail dogshit either. Go figure. How do they expect us to clean up the country? If they did allow the mailing of dogshit, the oval office would presently be neck-deep in the stuff, I can assure you.

Herr Liebenscheiss - brilliant analysis...but, remember this: You can lead a horse's ass to water, but you can't make him drink!

Conrad, I must agree. e-cards are silly. I delete them with extreme prejudice.

I'd like to see NatLamps version of the proud suburban family's yearly boasting and summation-type photo card: Dad is in jail for tax fraud, Mom has run off with Dad's partner, Janie is pregnant and has dropped out of junior high school, Kyle just failed all his midterms and is joining the Satanic Church, and Billie has grown dreadlocks and is shaving all the family pets bald. (Nice photo shows house in utter chaos, with Janie, Kyle, and Billie making rude gestures at the camera, Billie holding shaved cat under one arm and giving finger, Kyle holding reversed cross, Janie smiling to show full set of braces...

- LH