Punch the Horse SUCKS! You guys are majer loosers and your not cool. You might reckanize my name, I am Phil "T" Habetz and I am the lead guitar player for $$$ SCREW THE POOCH $$$ the greatest rock n roll band in the World! WE ROCK! You don't!

What more can I say? I pity you has beens.

When I play a lead break the crowd chants "PHIL T, PHIL T, PHIL T, PHIL T!!!" at 85000 F'in decibles, man... Who chants for you? Your mommies?

Ha! Ha! ROTFLMFAO!!!

Some Brit dipwad in a fancy suit was buggin us back before Christmas cos he was lookin for you guys and he found us. Matter of fact, he was lookin for Oakley to be specific about it. I shouda punched his lights out. I'm sorry I didn't. He was a rude bastard and as arrogant as all hell. I hope he finds you, Oakley, cos I think you deserve each other. I think he doesnt like you.

Well, I guess I have made my point. $$$ SCREW THE POOCH $$$ RULES! Punch the Horse drools! See you in Hull, loosers!