Yeah right. Ask me if I care, looser! I make BIG BUCKS, baby! Girls are fallin all over me. I ROCK...you shlock... I woulda nver even known about this Mudcat Latte except for the rude dude, Winston. "Winston Wellington Jones" HOO-HAH!!! What an asshole. He told me about Oakley. He also called me a degenerate. I am not stupid, I know what it means. I called him a few things too, as you can probably imagine, but I figure you wusses wouldnt be able to take it if I used that language here, so I am showing mercy here. Capiche?

You can bend down and thank me now, John from Hull. LOL! I understand you are some kind of saint or something with all the 9 this and 9 that everywhere...are you tryin to start a cult? Don't try, man. Your just not cool enough. Give it a rest. Go back to entertaining your grannies and the old geezers who haunt your grotty English pubs.

Man, I gotta get back to Soho soon. That place is wild. Have a drink and a laugh and get stupid! Tell 'em I said its okay.

And don't forget: $$$ SCREW THE POOCH $$$ RULES!!!