Phil

Is it true that the desirable Ms Penelope Rutledge tries to get to all your "Screw the Pooch" gigs and gets so turned on that she keeps throwing her soggy panties onto the stage ?

According to a friend of mine who works at the Twillingsgate M&S, she always knows when you are performing because Ms P. R. buys at least 6 pairs of undies to take with her each time !