Roses are red
But sometimes they're pink
I'm here to tell you
I don't think you stink

If I were a boa
I'd hug you with pride
But I wouldn't eat you
'Cause your just too damn wide

I've a lump in my throat
'Cause, I'll tell you true
I just wanted to say
Happy Birthday to you

You're as shy as a violet
And sweet as a rose
But I hope nothing weird
Came outta your nose