Well, you've arrived at 52 and what a magical year it will be for you! Yes, this is the year! Why not treat yourself to something special? Like, uh, why not make this the year you stop the viagra which Koko says hasn't been working anyway, and have the full hydraulics installed? While you're at it, why not have the genital plastic surgery too and you can eat the spuds instead of stuffing your thong with them. Yeah, get the whole thing done........I mean after all Mick, the Keeper of the Fertility Rites needs to have more than your pathetic excuse for a "package"......really, a couple of raisinettes flanking a dessicated, half eaten, cocktail wienie ain't too impressive........

But it will be a magical year anyway. No longer will you wake up 5 times a night to piss. Now you'll wake up 6 times a night to piss. And you can now forego those yearly prostate exams. Yes, from here on out you get the the ever so fun colonoscopy. I tell ya', they are just great!!! First you down 5 quarts of "Go Lightly" then the Doc gets to shove 17 foot of garden hose up your ass and twist it around so the camera on the end gets pix from every possible angle. Occasionally a good Doc can get a picture of your tonsils as well. This procedure is often enhanced by the presence in the viewing gallery of 4 medical students, 6 student nurses, two techs on their lunch break, and a wino with chiggers who thinks he's on the #8 bus.

So I hope you enjoy your birthday partner. The other members of the board here at LFPS know you'll make the most of this wonderful upcoming year. Hehehehehehehe..........Happy Birthday Bro..................oh yeah..............you're gonna' love it..........

Spaw