All the candidates for U.S. president are younger than you are.

The hair on top of your head isn't thick enough to keep the front hairs back.

You get another meal when you floss your teeth.

Before you do anything, you have to do something else, usually piss.

More people pass you on the sidewalk than you pass.

You catch yourself thinking of people in their 20s as kids.

You see an obituary & say "Was that old bastard still alive?"