Ella wuz me great grannies name and she was a lovely lady, who died when I was 6. She was brill, used to build me and my cousins dens in her dining room, with tunnels made from clothes horses with drapes over them leading to under the old oak dining table, which was our den headquarters. A daft fun old lady and I loved her. So thought, that's a good a name as any to use...

(Suzie is me proper name - well, actually it's Suzanne, but I get all sorts of variations, the milk man calls me Joanna, and his wife - the milk lady (whaddya know!) calls me Samantha - I'm used to it now)