The folkie finishes his set, sets his guitar on the stand and steps down to the bar to wet his whistle. And there is an attractive, well-dressed woman sitting at a table near the bar all alone.
   Waiting for his beer, he nods at her and grins, "Hi there. Did you enjoy the music?"
   She turns to him with a matter-of-fact look and states flatly, "I'll screw anybody, any time, anywhere, any place… It doesn't matter to me."
   The folkie answers, "Really? And what law firm do you work for?"