Well catsPHiddle, at least you and Ralphie should be able to have a conversation without either having to stoop.

I can't imagine why Micca should feel that he needed to clean up his song for the crowd at the Cricketers - I've heard (and sung) some very raunchy songs in that establishment.

BTW for anyone who doesn't know the Cricketers, it is a musicians session with plenty of fiddles, but usually a reasonable balance of melodeons etc. The music is quite varied, English, Irish, Scottish and other things. There's usually nibbles and a free beer for performers. At the end there's a few songs - shanties seem to be the most popular. It get quite packed, but the atmosphere is quite something - highly recommended.