Actual conversation between me and a girl at McDonald's drive-thru:

"I'll have a large vanilla shake and a large Coke"

She- "Sir, we are out of large shakes."

Me- "Can I get a medium shake?"

She- "yes"

Me- "I assume then that you are out of large cups"

She- "Yes"

Me- Can I get a large Coke?"

She- "yes"

Me- "Well, give me two large Cokes, but in one of them I want a Vanilla shake."

She-" Sir, we are out of large shakes."

Me- "I don't want a large shake. I want two large Cokes, but in one of them, I don't want Coke. I want a Vanilla shake"

She- "You want fries with that?"

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