I recently got some medication to help with my dizzy spells and fainting.... The Dr suggested it was vertigo, so gave me some medication that was supposed to suppress those feelings. On the list of side effects it says: caution, may cause dizzyiness or fainting.
I can't win!!

And from a manager:

An Email to tell me not to Email him but to go and see him face to face.

I was running late and sent a text message to a colleague to tell them so. She told the manager. When I got in, the manager sent the same colleague down to see me (we are all in the same large room), to tell me from him, not to use a third person to pass messages.

LTS