The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #55887   Message #871025
Posted By: Cluin
20-Jan-03 - 09:07 PM
Thread Name: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____
She was only the Admiral's daughter, but her naval base was always full of seamen.

She was only the umpire's daughter, but she was always ready to play ball.

She was only the blacksmith's daughter, but she knew how to forge ahead.

She was only the butcher's daughter, but there wasn't much more she could loin.

She was only the Reverend's daughter, but you couldn't put anything pastor.

She was only the Communist's daughter, but all the boys got a share.

She was only the artist's daughter, but she never knew where to draw the line.

She was only the lamplighter's daughter, but she lit up half the town.

She was only the farmer's daughter, but she knew a hundred ways to fertilize.

She was only the flag-bearer's daughter, but she'd let her standards down for anyone.

She was only the florist's daughter, but she had the best tulips in town.

She was only the insurance salesman's daughter, but we all liked her policy.

She was only the lighthouse keeper's daughter, but she always went out at night.

She was only the moonshiner's daughter, but how I love her still.

She was only the optician's daughter, but after a few of glasses she made a spectacle of herself.

She was only the pitcher's daughter, but you should have seen her curves.

She was only the plumber's daughter, but she made good use of her fixtures.

She was only the realtor's daughter, but she gave a lot away.

She was only the paver's daughter, but she liked to get her asphalt.

She was only the statistician's daughter, but she knew all the standard deviations.

She was only the tree feller's daughter, but t'ree fellers wasn't never `nough for `er.

She was only the violinist's daughter, but she took off her G-string and all the boys fiddled.

She was only the weatherman's daughter, but she sure had a warm front.