When I read all of the mostly humorous preceding contributions, all I could really think about is how much I hated the original lyrics!!!

That song always made me feel so damn guilty about all of the similar
sins I committed in the raising of my children. I came home from work tired and cranky and was attacked at the door by 4 loving daughters, and my response was to tell the to "ease off and let me unwind a little". What an unappreciative shit I was!

I love all of the parodies, racial and gustatory, because they demean the pain of the original lyric.

Larry Parish