Gads LH that sounds like a lot of work eh? I could maybe handle the brown hair, the British accent and the arrogant swagger. Possibly a lip job too (you know, they blow up your lips with little bits of fat so that you look more like a blowfish).

But I'm sure I have what it takes to attract gorgeous models - they're usually much too bony for my taste anyway! And those paternity suits - I'll need to order in a couple new parts for sure ... maybe you could be a real bud and make regular testosterone donations to this worthy cause!

Hey - we could even make this a 'double bill' - you as Bob Dylan and me as Mick Jagger!! That would give a whole new meaning to "Like a Rolling Stone!" And even if we weren't very convincing, they're probably too frozen to care much up in Blind River these days ...