Oh, god, I can't imagine how horrible it would be to give birth with that volcanic slurry of pizza going through. . . Don't do it, Max. They'll never let any of you live it down in the birthing suite if you ever want to go back. This is the stuff that legends are made of. Stories about it appear in Reader's Digest. And consider, once labor starts, nausea is a typical result. Do you really want Emily barfing up that pizza before she starts her breathing and pushing?

SRS