Most parents go through the "Okay, what do we call the kid's private parts" routine and come up with something cutesy. In our case I recall that a local DJ had been referring to his as a "Hoozhee"....kinda' like Hoosier with an "ee" in the end instead of the "er." So instead of saying what you normally might....."The kid's got a rash on his dick"......you become more socially acceptable by saying he has a rash on his hoozhee, thing, water spout, tallywhacker, or whatever.

Max and Emily have this one in the bag unless they are the "must use proper terms" types and say penis. I mean, considering the name choice, what else could this kid's be but a "lightning rod?"

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