She was only the Pope's Daughter but Heaven was just a confession away!

He was only the Plumber's Son but he just couldn't manage that Snake of his ...

He was only the Brain Surgeon's Son but he always confused his big head with his little ...

He was only the Jockey's son but his exploits were always over too fast...

He was only the Wallpaperer's Son but he found getting it up a real sticky wicket ...

(just had to try for gender equality here!)

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