Amos, it's never too early to learn. My son Michael at age three and a half was eating at the table as another child was acting the fool. Mikey just kept eating but finally couldn't take it anymore and turned to the kid and said (with an all too familiar inflection), "Fockin' asshole...." He's now 10 and I await the inevitable call from school...............

And Amos, I think we need to find some area of agreement here. Let's talk ass. Not yours or mine, but those ever so round and beautiful forms attached to the female of the species. 'Scuse me I have to, uh, leave for a few minutes..................

Spaw