It was brought to my attention that MC fat is now believed to be dead - so I phoned him and his ghost said no it wasnt him.

Dumbarton police believed it was him but they should have known better since the only possession the body had was a £20 note

Jim - I nearly put this in the obit section but thought you could write your own better than I. To be believed dead once in a year is unfortuante but twice within 12 months is very careless my friend