Rumours of my death have been greatly exagerated. However this is the second time in a year i've been pronounced deceased. Last year at Cleckheaton someone came up to me and told me he had been informed that I had died. Now this year Dumbarton constabulary following up a message that had been relayed to them via my ex lodger who now lives in Japan, he had seen a news report about a body that had been washed up at Loch Lomond in September, they phoned my ex wife who said that if I was dead who had cooked her Christmas dinner this year !! I looked up the BBC news website which had an artists impression of someone who looks a little bit like moi but the give away is that he had a £20 note in his pocket and most folks who know about me and dosh know that that couldn't be true !!