Apologies, that was supposed to be a joke. These gals are Stepford Wives and I'm more Harper Valley PTA, ya know? They obvioulsy took this very seriously, and all I could think after reading Rick's post was:
His name was Catspaw
He was a showgirl
Yellow feather in his hair
An' saran wrap down to there
He did the dishes
An' walked the weimies
While Karen worked out in the lab
Catspaw tried to be a dad
Juggling the kids and home
He did it all alone
Then one day he grabbed some 'glad wrap' an' when she--got--home--
It was Catspaw, Catspaw Cabana....

shoot me now...